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Saturday 10 November 2012

Absentee Notes - A comprehensive guide for parents.



Absentee Notes - A comprehensive guide for parents who have run out of excuses

                                                                                                 Stes de Necker


Actual absentee notes collected from different schools in South Africa (original spelling maintained)

1. My son is under a doctor’s  care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Promise for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school: Please ekscuse Sipho being absent on Junevary 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Glorius from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Blessing from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. Edwed has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Moses was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in growing part.
8. Millicentia cout not come to school today because she has been bothered by vey close veins.
9. Philemon will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse Justice Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Khantile from being absent yesterday. He had (dihre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shittings.
12. Please excuse Thomaas for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Petros was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Reginald for being. It was farthers fault.
15. I kept Beauty home because she was to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse William for being absent yesterday. He was in bed with gramps.
17. Please ekxuse Wiseman for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off verunda, and when we found it on Monday we thought it was Sunday.
18. Sihle wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
19. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
20. Please excuse Good Fortune foe being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excus Johnwood for abcent. He misplaced his eyes.
23. Please excuse Bohoniswa. She has been sick and under the doctor.
24. Winnie was absent December 11 – 16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and shore throat. Her brother has a low grade fever and headache and ach all over. I wass’nt  the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around. Her father even got hot last night.
25. Please excuse my little Mavundla for not being in school yesterday. His fater is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

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