Absentee Notes - A
comprehensive guide for parents who have run out of excuses
Stes de Necker
Actual absentee
notes collected from different schools in South Africa
1. My son is under
a doctor’s care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse
Promise for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear school:
Please ekscuse Sipho being absent on Junevary 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse
Glorius from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse
Blessing from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and
misplaced his hip.
6. Edwed has been
absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Moses was
absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in growing part.
8. Millicentia
cout not come to school today because she has been bothered by vey close veins.
9. Philemon will
not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse
Justice Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse
Khantile from being absent yesterday. He had (dihre) (dyrea) (direathe)
the shittings.
12. Please excuse
Thomaas for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
13. Petros was
absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse
Reginald for being. It was farthers fault.
15. I kept Beauty
home because she was to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size
she wear.
16. Please excuse
William for being absent yesterday. He was in bed with gramps.
17. Please ekxuse
Wiseman for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
verunda, and when we found it on Monday we thought it was Sunday.
18. Sihle wont be
in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
19. My daughter
was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the
marines.
20. Please excuse
Good Fortune foe being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed
well.
21. Gloria was absent
yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excus
Johnwood for abcent. He misplaced his eyes.
23. Please excuse
Bohoniswa. She has been sick and under the doctor.
24. Winnie was
absent December 11 – 16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and shore throat. Her brother
has a low grade fever and headache and ach all over. I wass’nt the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around. Her father even got hot last night.
25. Please excuse
my little Mavundla for not being in school yesterday. His fater is gone and I
could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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