Our Brilliant
Youth
Stes de Necker
These are genuine answers (from 16
year olds) to the questions posed in the GED examination.
General Educational Development (GED) offers individuals over age 16 the
opportunity to earn a certificate or diploma that is widely recognized as the
equivalent of a high school diploma.
Q. Name the four
seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. How is dew
formed
A. The sun shines
down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the
tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a
fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins the fight
Q. In a democratic
society, how important are elections
A. Very important.
Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are
steroids
A. Things for
keeping carpets still on the
stairs
Q. Name a major
disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature
death
Q. What is
artificial insemination
A. When the farmer
does it to the cow instead of the bull
Q. How can you
delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the
cow
Q. How are the
main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is
consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The
brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I ,O, U.
Q. What is the
fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the
most common form of birth control
A. Most people
prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. What is a
seizure?
A. A Roman
Emperor.
Q. What is a
terminal illness
A. When you are
sick at the airport
Q. What does the
word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what
you will be after you be eight
Stop the world I
want to get off!!
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